It's time for the annual weekly prognostications from our director of football operations and assistant janitor, Mikey C. So, without further adieu, here is the first of our weekly installment:
Mikey C Sez
Thanks, Johnny . . . well, it's another end to another summer, and that can mean only one thing -- time to figure out the mad maze that the rest of the world knows as college football.
Last year was a nutty year in college football. It got to the point where NOBODY wanted to be the No. 1 team in the country, the No. 2 slot was an even more precarious position and, for the umpteenth year in a row, the BCS sham produced an unworthy team that ended up getting their clocks cleaned in the alleged national championship game.
Will we have to endure more silliness in 2008? Will the BCS actually produce a legit No. 1 vs. No. 2 matchup for all the marbles? Will Joe Pa and Bobby Bo ACTUALLY retire at the end of the year?
Before we answer those questions, let's get down what's really important . . . this week's picks:
UTEP at Buffalo (Thursday) -- OK, so it's not the sexiest of openers to the college football season. However, both of these programs are teams that have been much-maligned but are on the rise. Buffalo is coached by legendary Nebraska quarterback Turner Gill, and he has made quite the turnaround up in western New York. The Miners are coming off a 4-8 year under coach Mike Price and are looking for a rebound as they try to battle for a top spot in Conference USA. This is the year of the Bulls in the MAC, I think, and Buffalo kicks off the year in fine fashion: Blue Bulls 41, Miners 28
SMU at Rice (Friday) -- June Jones is the new sheriff in town in Dallas and will have the SMU Mustangs galloping back to respectability faster than you can say "run-and shoot offense." Remember the days when the Ponies were among the best in the country? Yeah, that was a long time ago, and it's amazing what the NCAA's death penalty can do to a once-proud program that hasn't done diddly since. They'll kick off against a good Rice team that is thinking bowl bid in 2008. Jones resurrected Hawaii's once-befuddled program and it's a good bet he'll do the same at SMU, but it's going to be a rough beginning at the home of the Owls: Hooters 49, Ponies 24
Virginia Tech at East Carolina -- Hey, what the heck is going on over there in Blacksburg? Players are either going down to injuries or having multiple run-ins with the law. Are the Hokies trying to resurrect the late 80's Miami and Oklahoma programs? Of course, the difference here is that coach Frank Beaman would much rather win with character kids than kids who are characters. The host Pirates won't exactly be pushovers for the Hokies' road opener, and they may in fact pull off one of the first upsets of the year. We'll give a slight nod to the Hokies, because we'd like to see them at 3-0 when they come to Lincoln next month: Hokie-Dokies 31, Captain Jacks 28
Syracuse at Northwestern -- Geez, if this was a 2007 pick, this would be the leader in the clubhouse for Stinker of the Year. Both programs were horrible last year, and both have a long way to go to climb to respectability. Syracuse's coaching staff is on the hot seat right now, and if they don't come back from last year's disaster they could be looking for new work (and sorry, boys, I've got a lifetime no-cut contract here. You can take an unpaid internship as my gofer, though . . .). Northwestern is, well, Northwestern. But at least they're not Minnesota . . . at least, not yet: Purple Dogs 28, Orange Fruits 24
Hawaii at Florida -- A year ago, this would have been a colossal must-see game with two tremendously talented quarterbacks. This year, this matchup will have two tremendously talented quarterbacks. The problem is . . . they're both playing for the same team. Tim Tebow was the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy and he'll get a chance to become the second two-time champion. This is our candidate for Mondo Ugly Game of the Week: Swamp Creatures 63, Island Dudes 17
USC at Virginia -- Last year, the Trojans opened up with a sweet cupcake team from Idaho. This year, they go on the road to face a fairly salty Virginia team. This will be a good warm-up for the Trojans before their big showdown in a couple of weeks with Chokehio State in The Coliseum. Maybe the Cavs can put a real dent in the Trojans' armor and get this crazy national championship talk off to a flying start. Ehh, probably not: Men of Troy 42, Cav-Nots 24
Alabama at Clemson -- Now HERE is a game you're going to want to watch this weekend (when you're not watching your favorite team's season opener, that is). Clemson is actually entertaining national championship hopes, but this is a program that has yet to win an ACC title under Tommy Bowden. Lot of expectations for the Tigers, as there are with Alabama, who are into their second year with Nick Saban. The Crimson Tide are expected to be in the mix of the SEC race this year, so this should be a great game to open the season for both teams: Orange Kitties 27, Crimson Tide 24
Illinois vs. Missouri (at St. Louis) -- The Tigers won the Big 12 North last year and were one game away from playing for a national title. Illinois upset Ohio State at the end of the year. Both teams are back. Both teams are loaded. Something has to give here. Again, we want Mizzou to be undefeated when they come to get their attitudes adjusted in Lincoln, so we're going to say: Black Cats 34, Illinois 24
Colorado State vs. Colorado (Sunday at Denver) -- We could really care less what Colorado's record is when they come to Lincoln to get their usual whipping this November. And any time they get their clocks cleaned by their weak sisters from southern Colorado . . . well, how can you possibly think that could be bad? Yeah, yeah, Colorado's won five of the last seven. All that means is that CSU is due: Rams 34, Buffy-Lows 31.
And finally . . .
Western Michigan at Nebraska -- Believe it or not, Bill Callahan can't take credit for all the historical negatives that have been a part of Nebraska's football history. For example . . . it was not Callahan who was the last Husker coach to lose his first game as head coach. That honor goes to Bill Jennings, who got waxed by Washington State 34-12 in his debut back in 1957. In fact, Callahan never lost a season opener. You have to go all the way back to the dark, dreary days of that guy named Osborne, who had the audacity to coach the Huskers to a season-opening loss to Florida State in 1985, to find the last time our beloved Huskers stumbled out of the opening gate. In fact, in his 25 years as head coach, Osborne could only manage a 20-4-1 record in season openers. How did THAT guy stay employed THAT long??? But I digress . . .
Bo Pelini debuts as the full-time head coach (he is 1-0 with a win as interim coach a few years back during the start of that really ugly period in Nebraska football history) and will have the Huskers ready to roll for the Western Michigan Broncos, who will be a pretty solid bunch defensively. It won't be a huge blowout like some past openers, but the Huskers will be energized and will have a big sellout crowd behind them: Huskers 45, Western Michigan 21
Until next week, remember -- only you can prevent tailgate barbecue fires.
